Whatever you do don't click on the following link:
Mr Winkle. You'll regret it, trust me.
Okay, knowing you lot, you've all clicked on it now. Probably more likely to have than if I had said "Go there" you're so easy to manipulate, mwah ha ha. Scarily it does appear to be real, we saw it on some scary programme, I don't know what it was, it was on the Friends channel (otherwise known as E4) earlier.
Random observation of the day
I may be dead soon, I have an evil death cold.
