Wow, Mark was right, I put where's instead of wears. I don't know how that happened. Very bad. I'll blame it on being tired. It's bugging me too much to leave it, so I'll go and edit the post. So anyone reading this now won't know what I'm talking about.
Random observation of the day
My Amazon wish list
doesn't show up if you search for me. Even though it's definitely there. Odd.